To Dallas We’re A-headed

November 27, 2013 — 

Over the river, and through the wood,
To the Johnson's house we go;
Walleye fishing is what we're wishing--
that's why the four of us go.

Over the river, and through the wood,
a-hunting we shall go.
Iowa pheasants are pleasant
or maybe it's ducks in Bottineau.

Over the river, and through the wood,
at Leman it's our goal
to open Diseases of Swine and stoppers for wine
'til the learnin' or drink takes its toll.

Over the river, and through the wood,
pig figures our goal today.
One sits on its ass, another of glass,
and one's just a bit risqué.

Over the river, and through the wood,
Dallas our destination.
Items to donate and bids to allocate,
all to support the Foundation!