Stop the Harassment

October 12, 2010 — 

Have you had enough of the late night phone calls? Was it getting hard to avoid the glaring stares as you walk the halls at the Leman Conference? Do you wish you could again be carefree like so many of your colleagues? Are you tired of Warren Wilson hanging out in your garage asking, "what are you going to do with this?" every time you try to get in your car? Well, you can get your life back by just going ahead and making that donation to the 2011 AASV Foundation auction. You know you're going to do it anyway so why not unburden yourself and let Warren and his minions move on to the next hapless donor?

Warren and the auction committee members are serious about this effort and relentless in their pursuit. And, he practices what he preaches. Warren has teamed up with Butch Baker, Art Mueller and Paul Mleziva to donate a VIP experience for four football fans at the 2011 Minnesota Vikings/Green Bay Packers game at Lambeau Field! This package includes box seats, a VIP parking pass and a BBQ tailgate party befitting any purple people eating cheese head.

So, get off the couch and go out there and buy that thing that you've always wanted and then donate it to the AASV Foundation auction. It's easy, just complete the donation form and send it in (financial contributions welcome as well). Come on! You'll feel better about yourself and Warren will get out of your attic.