Ode to the Auction

November 22, 2017 — 

Over the river and through the woods
To the Big Apple we go.
It's off to Broadway
To see a play
And a Yankees game at home.

Over the river and through the woods
Wrapped in a warm tweed throw.
Maroon knit cowl,
Kids hooded towel
In the Cutter bag they go.

Over the river and through the woods
To a game in Green Bay.
Then Chicago
The Bulls you know!
All winning bids, hurray!

Over the river and through the woods
Bacon from Indy Kitchen!
It's yummy stuff
And really enough
To make you stop your bitchin'!

Over the river and through the woods
All for the Foundation.
Look what I found,
A book soft bound
Titled Hog Sanitation!

Over the river and rock the boat
It is time to seal the deal!
On Auction night
Do what's right
And make your wallet squeal!